Would You Rather...

Wear orange peels instead of shoes for the rest of your life OR Drink a gallon of urine

Would You Rather...

Have war paint on your face for the rest of your life OR Eat nothing but carrots and goldfish for the rest of your life

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Be Born with a refridgerator on your back OR Have your best friend be a wart on someone elses face?

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Get licked on the face by every new person you meet for the rest of your life OR Get beaten with rolled up newspapers everytime you walk in a room?

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Die in an apple fight with a viking OR Die of suffocation in a submarine?

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Eat a sweatshirt OR Eat 87 ears of corn in 1 hour

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Drink an olympic size swimming pool full of vinnegar in 2 hours OR Get stabbed in the eye with a needle for 5 minutes

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Only be able to use 7 words for the rest of your life OR Be locked in an Irish prison for 40 years?

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Eat an entire stick of butter every day for the rest of your life (no, you can't cook the butter into anything. you have to eat it straight) OR Never be able to wear anything on your feet ever again (you live in Iowa)